Issues Schedule About

The Establishment

I want to perform for the great people of this country. Let’s make it happen!

Cyber Security

Americans need to keep their digital assets safe.

Trumpet Respect

Let’s give our nation’s trumpets the deep clean they deserve.

The New York Mets

New York’s finest-est.

Capital Punishment

Everyone in the USA should watch this pilot.

Christmas Spirit

Holiday videos can be watched any time of year. I mean that.

Sexy Cat Eye


Overcoming Confusion

Sometimes you don’t know what you’re talking about. That’s OK.


You call it schizophrenia. I call it a career.